Wednesday, October 11, 2006

665,000

Let's just do the math

9/11- 3000 dead in a nation 300 million

Iraq 665,000 dead in a country of 26 million.

If you compared that death toll as a percentage of the total population of Iraq, to the population of the US you'd be looking at 7,673,000 dead.

What this means in real terms is that EVERYONE in Iraq has been personally touched by this war. Everyone knows someone who has died. Everyone has felt the loss many of us knew on 9/11.

Except 9/11 happens every day for them.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

The death of my blog has once again been greatly exaggerated.

"For the record, We didn't break up. We just took a 12 year vacation."
-Don Henley, referring to the Eagles reuniting.

Ok, so it was only a 3 month vacation from my blog but seriously, have you tried keeping up with all of the crap going on in the world? Honestly, I have 5 or 6 half-written blogs that I never finished because the Right-wingers did some new asinine thing that went ahead and topped the last asinine thing they did the day before!

So let's see, where to start? First, Joe Lieberman, an 18-year incumbent Senator, got beaten by a complete unknown in his primary. And much like a clueless date who can't understand why you keep canceling, old Joe is carrying on as "Independent Democrat." Or as I prefer, a Liebermenist. But seriously, if Joe isn't there to undermine the Democrats who's going to do it for him? These things just don't happen by themselves people! And also, what about the Lobbyists who have been in bed with Lieberman all this time? Who's thinking of them?!? Do you know how much work it will take for them to buy another senator? Geez, some people are just plain ungrateful.

Second, I have learned quite a bit about alcoholism in the last few months. Apparently this disease makes you A) Anti-Semitic, and B) Cyber-Stalk and sexually harass young boys. Who knew? I mean, yes, no one I've ever known who was an alcoholic did those things, but apparently they are side effects if certain crazy movie stars/congressman's lawyers are to believed.

Third, so yeah, remember that whole crazy "I'm a constitutional originalist" slogan the Republican's used to throw around? The one that helped show how moral and traditional they were because they didn't believe that the constitution was a living, breathing document? Um, well apparently they were just kidding. At least in regards to that whole ambiguous “Protection from unreasonable search and seizure" thing. You see, with the passing of the new torture bill congress (read: The Republicans) have given the POTUS the power to suspend Habeas Corpus. Yes, the same man who believes that God told him to invade Iraq and once referred to the constitution as a “God-Damned Piece of Paper" now has the power to declare anyone he wants, including American citizens, an "Enemy Combatant." WHAT THE HELL? If Bill Clinton had tried this he would have been impeached and arrested, but because of 9/11, GW is granted almost universal power?
Some people probably think I'm exaggerating when I say that this truly is the end of democracy in America but let me tell you a little hypothetical "What-if?" and you can tell me whether or not I'm crazy for being worried.
(Once again, this is a hypothetical) Let's take a controversial Bush critic like, oh I don’t know, Michael Moore as an example. So let's say in 2007 Michael Moore comes out with "Fahrenheit 911 part 2." Now in this latest movie he has an interview with a member of Al Qaeda. Not a positive "Al Qaeda members are great" interview, but let's just say one that just shows their point of view. Now, George W. Bush and Michael Moore have a long running feud so GW decides to use this contact with terrorists as his excuse to get rid of a frequent critic and declares Mikey an "Enemy Combatant" and sends him off to Gitmo, or maybe one of those secret CIA prisons we have heard about.
So first what happens next? Well the first thing you get the morning after he is taken is Tony Snow, the white house spokesman saying how Michael Moore was interacting with terrorists and we have "Reason to Believe" from a "Qualified Source" that his anti-American rhetoric and ideological support for Al-Qaeda had progressed to "Material Aid." Who cares who the actual source is, or what, if any proof there was because now you have the under-funded Washington press corps repeating these charges on every network. Next, you get Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly talking all morning about how they always knew he was a terrorist and how you just needed to see his movies to understand that.
Then the right wing blogosphere erupts as several "anti U.S" remarks he has made in the past are posted and commented on ad infinum. As the day progresses you get Sean Hannity, Fox News, Hugh Hewitt, Ann coulter and every other Right Wing half-wit joining in the chorus of how this is good for America, and how if you question this decision you probably think everyone at Gitmo should go free. And finally, just to make sure people are completely propagandized, you have FOX news repeating the same trumped-up White House press briefing.
But real journalists and the Democrats would protest this wouldn't they? Well yes, and no. Sure, several of them would come out against his arrest, but many more would have "no comment at this time" and would want to wait " to see all of the evidence." But by the time that happens, if it happens, the court of public opinion has already decided that even if it's not completely true that Michael Moore is a terrorist, there had to be something there because otherwise George Bush wouldn't have had him seized. That kind of thing just dosen’t happen in America.
But even if I was wrong about that last part and more people did start to get upset about this, well then something else would just come along to fill up the 24-news cycle. Maybe it's another missing blond girl, or some random flashy murder, or maybe another congressman is found with another intern. Either way Mikey's story would be pushed back to page 4 status as legal moves were made, and then denied, and then appealed.
And then, three years later he dies in prison. Maybe it was his weight problems that finally killed him. Maybe he was killed in his cell. Maybe it was suicide. Who knows? And at that point does the fact that he was seized with little or no reason and declared an enemy combatant really matter? Yes, there would be outrage, but for how long? Because after all there is now that matter of congressman X who was just taken away to Guantanamo and he too has had a long history of making Anti-American remarks. But we tell ourselves this one is different because they wouldn't take an opposition elected official away, would they?

Thursday, June 15, 2006

All the news that’s fit to print.


I have this annoying little habit of telling Allie completely out-of-context, random information that I have come across. For some strange reason I tend to think that she might find these snippets vaguely interesting. Like last week when I told her about this great move, the Triple Jump Moonsault that a WWE wrester pulled off last week that blew me away. Basically, the Wrestler (Sabu) set up a folding chair in the middle of the ring between his prone opponent and the ring ropes. He then in one continuous movement bounced off the opposite ropes, leapt over the guy, jumped on the chair, and from there jumped on the top rope, and then did a 8 or 9 ft back flip on to the prone guy in the ring. It was amazing. Oops, see, now i just did it to all of you. My bad. Ok, so back to my point, lucky for me Allie thinks this is cute. What made me think of this was a story that I found on Yahoo! yesterday that made me realize I was not alone in this bizarre little habit, apparentlylegitimate news organizations like to do the same thing. Here's the feature article that made me think of this...
"Spiderman outs himself to the press "










God bless the 24 hour news cycle.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

This is why I'm embarrased

From today's press conference....

This exchange happened with Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times:

Bush: You gonna ask your question with shades on?
Wallsten: Yes...

Bush: But there's no sun out here.
Wallsten: It depends on your perspective.

Bush: Touché.


Wallsten is blind.

It’s IRAQ-ererific!

It’s IRAQ-ererific!


Here’s the thing I don’t understand being just a simple boy from the suburbs. How is it that according to congressional Republican Steve King, Iraq is safer than Washington DC. Yet our President has to arrive in the dead of night unannounced apparently because of the rampant “Freedom and Democracy”blowing up all over the place. Not to mention that he gave the Prime Minister 5 minutes of warning to get ready for his visit. That’s right folks, 5 minutes. Seriously. What if he was in the bathroom or something? I mean Middle Eastern food can be very constipating! Think of what this must be doing to the poor Prime Minister’s nerves? Is he laying there at night wondering if he really should have that last shish kabob? It also makes you wonder how bad security is over there when George Bush can’t even call the Prime Minister himself to give him a little warning. At the very least give the man some time to put on his best suit so he can greet the emperor properly.

I do however think that this trip/PR stunt shows exactly how sovereign Iraq really is right now. Seeing as how a supposedly equal head of state can fly in whenever he wants and wake the PM up and demand an audience. I mean if we tried this with China, Hu Jintao would be very deeply offended. Heck, Putin would probably pimp slap him. But there he is, walking around like he owns the place. Hmmm, is that because he does own the place?

But snarkiness aside, does it really matter that the Iraqi’s finally appointed an Interior Minister when Baghdad only has an average of 3.9 hours of electricity a day? Or that it’s not safe for a woman to go out alone even in the middle of the day. Or that people are being killed for wearing shorts? Does it matter that home sales are up in Iraq when casket sales are too?

Seeing as how the POTUS actually has a degree in history it’s sad to see him make all of the same mistakes others have. I think this is one of the problems with electing people who don’t like the government; they tend not to run it very well. And being one of the people who were against this war from the very beginning I can say that with all of my heart, sometimes it sucks to be right.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Top ten signs of an impending police state.

Just thought I'd vent out a little of my paranoia...
( Courtesy of http://buffalobeast.com/99/policestate.htm)


Top Ten Signs of the Impending U.S. Police StateHey America! Freedom is just around the corner…behind you.

Allan Uthman

The Internet Clampdown
One saving grace of alternative media in this age of unfettered corporate conglomeration has been the internet. While the masses are spoon-fed predigested news on TV and in mainstream print publications, the truth-seeking individual still has access to a broad array of investigative reporting and political opinion via the world-wide web. Of course, it was only a matter of time before the government moved to patch up this crack in the sky. Attempts to regulate and filter internet content are intensifying lately, coming both from telecommunications corporations (who are gearing up to pass legislation transferring ownership and regulation of the internet to themselves), and the Pentagon (which issued an “Information Operations Roadmap” in 2003, signed by Donald Rumsfeld, which outlines tactics such as network attacks and acknowledges, without suggesting a remedy, that US propaganda planted in other countries has easily found its way to Americans via the internet). One obvious tactic clearing the way for stifling regulation of internet content is the growing media frenzy over child pornography and “internet predators,” which will surely lead to legislation that by far exceeds in its purview what is needed to fight such threats.
“The Long War”
This little piece of clumsy marketing died off quickly, but it gave away what many already suspected: the War on Terror will never end, nor is it meant to end. It is designed to be perpetual. As with the War on Drugs, it outlines a goal that can never be fully attained—as long as there are pissed off people and explosives. The Long War will eternally justify what are ostensibly temporary measures: suspension of civil liberties, military expansion, domestic spying, massive deficit spending and the like. This short-lived moniker told us all, “get used to it. Things aren’t going to change any time soon.”
The USA PATRIOT Act
Did anyone really think this was going to be temporary? Yes, this disgusting power grab gives the government the right to sneak into your house, look through all your stuff and not tell you about it for weeks on a rubber stamp warrant. Yes, they can look at your medical records and library selections. Yes, they can pass along any information they find without probable cause for purposes of prosecution. No, they’re not going to take it back, ever.
Prison camps
This last January the Army Corps of Engineers gave Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg Brown & Root nearly $400 million to build detention centers in the United States, for the purpose of unspecified “new programs.” Of course, the obvious first guess would be that these new programs might involve rounding up Muslims or political dissenters—I mean, obviously detention facilities are there to hold somebody. I wish I had more to tell you about this, but it’s, you know…secret.
Touchscreen Voting Machines
Despite clear, copious evidence that these nefarious contraptions are built to be tampered with, they continue to spread and dominate the voting landscape, thanks to Bush’s “Help America Vote Act,” the exploitation of corrupt elections officials, and the general public’s enduring cluelessness.
In Utah, Emery County Elections Director Bruce Funk witnessed security testing by an outside firm on Diebold voting machines which showed them to be a security risk. But his warnings fell on deaf ears. Instead Diebold attorneys were flown to Emery County on the governor's airplane to squelch the story. Funk was fired. In Florida, Leon County Supervisor of Elections Ion Sancho discovered an alarming security flaw in their Diebold system at the end of last year. Rather than fix the flaw, Diebold refused to fulfill its contract. Both of the other two touchscreen voting machine vendors, Sequoia and ES&S, now refuse to do business with Sancho, who is required by HAVA to implement a touchscreen system and will be sued by his own state if he doesn’t. Diebold is said to be pressuring for Sancho’s ouster before it will resume servicing the county.
Stories like these and much worse abound, and yet TV news outlets have done less coverage of the new era of elections fraud than even 9/11 conspiracy theories. This is possibly the most important story of this century, but nobody seems to give a damn. As long as this issue is ignored, real American democracy will remain an illusion. The midterm elections will be an interesting test of the public’s continuing gullibility about voting integrity, especially if the Democrats don’t win substantial gains, as they almost surely will if everything is kosher.
Bush just suggested that his brother Jeb would make a good president. We really need to fix this problem soon.
Signing Statements
Bush has famously never vetoed a bill. This is because he prefers to simply nullify laws he doesn’t like with “signing statements.” Bush has issued over 700 such statements, twice as many as all previous presidents combined. A few examples of recently passed laws and their corresponding dismissals, courtesy of the Boston Globe:
Dec. 30, 2005: US interrogators cannot torture prisoners or otherwise subject them to cruel, inhuman, and degrading treatment.

Bush's signing statement: The president, as commander in chief, can waive the torture ban if he decides that harsh interrogation techniques will assist in preventing terrorist attacks.

Dec. 30: When requested, scientific information ''prepared by government researchers and scientists shall be transmitted [to Congress] uncensored and without delay."

Bush's signing statement: The president can tell researchers to withhold any information from Congress if he decides its disclosure could impair foreign relations, national security, or the workings of the executive branch.

Dec. 23, 2004: Forbids US troops in Colombia from participating in any combat against rebels, except in cases of self-defense. Caps the number of US troops allowed in Colombia at 800.

Bush's signing statement: Only the president, as commander in chief, can place restrictions on the use of US armed forces, so the executive branch will construe the law ''as advisory in nature."

Essentially, this administration is bypassing the judiciary and deciding for itself whether laws are constitutional or not. Somehow, I don’t see the new Supreme Court lineup having much of a problem with that, though. So no matter what laws congress passes, Bush will simply choose to ignore the ones he doesn’t care for. It’s much quieter than a veto, and can’t be overridden by a two-thirds majority. It’s also totally absurd.
Warrantless Wiretapping:
Amazingly, the GOP sees this issue as a plus for them. How can this be? What are you, stupid? You find out the government is listening to the phone calls of US citizens, without even the weakest of judicial oversight and you think that’s okay? Come on—if you know anything about history, you know that no government can be trusted to handle something like this responsibly. One day they’re listening for Osama, and the next they’re listening in on Howard Dean.
Think about it: this administration hates unauthorized leaks. With no judicial oversight, why on earth wouldn’t they eavesdrop on, say, Seymour Hersh, to figure out who’s spilling the beans? It’s a no-brainer. Speaking of which, it bears repeating: terrorists already knew we would try to spy on them. They don’t care if we have a warrant or not. But you should.
“Free Speech Zones”
I know it’s old news, but…come on, are they f***ing serious?
High-ranking Whistleblowers:
Army Generals. Top-level CIA officials. NSA operatives. White House cabinet members. These are the kind of people that Republicans fantasize about being, and whose judgment they usually respect. But for some reason, when these people resign in protest and criticize the Bush administration en masse, they are cast as traitorous, anti-American publicity hounds. Ridiculous. The fact is, when people who kill, spy and deceive for a living tell you that the White House has gone too far, you had damn well better pay attention. We all know most of these people are staunch Republicans. If the entire military except for the two guys the Pentagon put in front of the press wants Rumsfeld out, why on earth wouldn’t you listen?
The CIA Shakeup
Was Porter Goss fired because he was resisting the efforts of Rumsfeld or Negroponte? No. These appointments all come from the same guys, and they wouldn’t be nominated if they weren’t on board all the way. Goss was probably canned so abruptly due to a scandal involving a crooked defense contractor, his hand-picked third-in-command, the Watergate hotel and some (no doubt spectacular) hookers.
If Bush’s nominee for CIA chief, Air Force General Michael Hayden, is confirmed, that will put every spy program in Washington under military control. Hayden, who oversaw the NSA warrantless wiretapping program and is clearly down with the program. That program? To weaken and dismantle or at least neuter the CIA. Despite its best efforts to blame the CIA for “intelligence errors” leading to the Iraq war, the picture has clearly emerged—through extensive CIA leaks—that the White House’s analysis of Saddam’s destructive capacity was not shared by the Agency. This has proved to be a real pain in the ass for Bush and the gang.
Who’d have thought that career spooks would have moral qualms about deceiving the American people? And what is a president to do about it? Simple: make the critical agents leave, and fill their slots with Bush/Cheney loyalists. Then again, why not simply replace the entire organization? That is essentially what both Rumsfeld at the DoD and newly minted Director of National Intelligence John are doing—they want to move intelligence analysis into the hands of people that they can control, so the next time they lie about an “imminent threat” nobody’s going to tell. And the press is applauding the move as a “necessary reform.”
Remember the good old days, when the CIA were the bad guys?


Cheers!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

We just keep waiting and waiting...

No new baby news so here's a little dose of "Truthiness" for you. This is a transcript from this year's White House Correspondents Dinner. What makes this monolouge so funny is that #1: hardly anybody laughed because the jokes were wayyy to close to home, and 2# The President and First Lady were about 6 feet away from Steven Colbert the whole time.

And here's another story I found that ties in nicely with all of the immigration talk going on.

Cheers Yo.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Jeez.

This has been a very tough week for me. First, a massive project blows up in my face at work due to the inaction of one of my coworkers. Next, I find out my favorite Indian restaurant that I have been loyally dining at for the past seven years has closed. And now I have to come to terms with the fact my favorite song of the moment is by The Dixie Chicks. I mean yes, I do respect the heck out of them for the stand they took a few years ago, but Dude! It's the Dixie Chicks! What's next, am I going to bust out my Michael Bolton and Barbara Streisand CD's?

( OK, maybe I shouldn't have just admitted I actually own Michael Bolton and Barbara Streisand CD's.)